Python

I got a 12 inch python and I'm gonna hide it in your bush...

There's not a woman alive able to tame me. You won't be the first to try. You won't be the last to fail.

You simply won't get past my 8-pack abs, rugged face, and ripped body.

Let's not forget the name of this book.
Once you see my python twitch, your mouth will go dry.
It'll get thicker and you'll want to touch it.
It'll change it's color and you'll want to taste it.

And once you do...
My venom will shoot inside of you.
And make you wild.

That's the power of my Python...