The Friend Zone Fiasco

That awkward moment when your best friend asks for a cucumber based demonstration…

Dear Dare,

After all these years, you're still my best friend. The only guy I trust. Really, who else would respond to my questions about rounding third with a cucumber based demonstration?

That's what I need now.

Another lesson plan.

But, I want more than a vegetable this time.

I want you.

Think about it.

Love,

Val

P.S. If you're not into the idea, please disregard this letter. We're going to be trapped in a hotel room, in Europe, for two weeks, and I don't want to make things weird.