Page 45 of Behind the Camera

Reid

What’s going on, Dal?

Me

I don’t have any shit for Maven here. I don’t own face towels. I don’t own candles. She’s going to think I never have guests over.

Reid

…but you never have guests over.

Me

Help. Please.

Reid

Okay. What do you need me to bring?

Puck Daddy

This might be the hangover talking, but it sounds like you’re trying to impress her.

Me

I’m not. I just want her to be comfortable.

Puck Daddy

LOL. He’s such a liar.

Whoops. Sry. That was only supposed to go to Reidy Boy.

Me

Y’all talk about me behind my back?

Reid

No.

Puck Daddy

Yes.

Me

Ignoring that.

Can someone find me a candle and a face towel? And a loofah, too? Maybe a plant?

Puck Daddy

The fuck is a loofah?

Reid

I’ll see what I can find.