Page 102 of The Backup Plan
Cameron
We were in Avery’s room.
Marshall
Then there’s no P.R. spin needed. On your own time, in a private space, you’re a normal guy. Roommate accidents happen.
Oh no.
Hammy. Is this about that thing on SportsEye?
Hayden
I thought we were talking about Cam getting some. Good job, Cam. Tell us all about it.
Marshall
Oh buddy, that’s why you don’t like what you hear this week.
Hayden
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Cameron
Paging @DaleGellar, you were waiting for this, Chipperoni.
Dale sent him the link two days before, and Cam’s temples pulsed with annoyance every time he thought about the unflattering photos and the damning article that accompanied them. If that was the comparison, he was obviously on the right side of things. Hayden had a right to a private life as much as he did, but the parallels diverged when that private life splashed on a college sports gossip site looked as self-indulgent as Hayden himself.
Dale
Is it true?
Hayden
Beats me. I’m taking Cory’s excellent advice and not reading anything on the internet anymore.
Cory
What’s on SportsEye?
Marshall
Cameron
Avert your eyes. His shirt’s about three sizes too small.
Cory
Doggone it, Hayden. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?
Hayden
Thanks for telling Dad, you guys.
Dale