Page 143 of The Backup Plan

CJ S.

Go Bucks.

Tom B.

Go Blue.

Cory T.

Cool it, Tom. Hammy, do you have anything to say in your defense?

Hayden H.

What am I defending myself for? The right to stay in this shitty chat?

Ethan E.

Have you noticed yet that this group is not just about dumb jokes and bitching about sadistic P.R. crews?

Hayden H.

Uh, no. That’s what we do.

Ethan E.

That’s what YOU do. And like Tom said, you don’t belong here anymore.

Hayden H.

Some dude named Tom makes the rules now?

Cory T.

By all means, argue the point with him.

Tom B.

Let’s do it in person. I’ll call Fox Sports, and we’ll ask Urban Meyer to referee. He hates this kid. Ratings through the roof.

“Some dude,” LOL, this idiot.

Hayden H.

Coach Meyer doesn’t even know me.

Theo F.

He would have decapitated you with his laser eyes if he was still coaching when you got there.

Ethan E.

Hammy, you’ve made yourself a liability to your program and a disgrace to this game. It’s not a joke anymore.

Leave now if you want, and we’ll do the rest without you.

Hayden H.