Page 28 of The Backup Plan

Are they your FRIEND friends or just teammate friends?

Cameron

Teammate friends, I guess. Why?

Hayden

Then go for their kneecaps.

Marshall

What is wrong with you?

Hayden

Why do you always sneak up on me like that?

Cameron

I guess I didn’t tell you guys the worst part.

Dale

The brother and the boyfriend both being your teammates sounds bad enough.

Cameron

He’s so damn NICE. The worst thing I’ve heard anyone say about him is that he’s annoyingly happy all the time.

He’s the hype teammate, and he’s a beast under pressure. He worships the game.

Marshall

So he’s basically Cory.

Cory

IT IS ALL MAIZE. LIKE BUTTER. ON PANCAKES.

Marshall

Dang, Thatch.

Dale

That’s some janky butter, my friend.

Hayden

Are you drunk?

Marshall

Pain pills, I bet. He got wrecked by Wisconsin’s big guy last Saturday. Gotta be ready to say it doesn’t hurt this Saturday.

Cory

Spartans going down. Got so many ribs, don’t need them all.