Page 86 of The Backup Plan
“I heard your predecessor has.”
“Please don’t tell me.”
Dale
My Tuesday classes are boring. Amuse me until practice. What’s your dream endorsement? Anything at all. Shoot for the moon.
Marshall
Cartier. I’ll settle for Van Cleef and Arpels, but Cartier raps better.
Dale
Whoa. You didn’t even have to think about that one.
Marshall
I’ve been waiting for someone to ask me that. Still can’t believe Kirk Cousins didn’t make that happen. That bling was legendary.
Ethan
Too easy. Gatorade. Gatorade is for icons. When they offer you the Gatorade gig, you’ve made it.
I’m in stats right now and have the sudden urge to figure out the correlation between Gatorade and the hall of fame.
Hayden
NASA.
Ethan
How do you endorse NASA?
Hayden
He said to shoot for the moon. I don’t know. I just want a spacesuit.
Cameron
It’s not a bad idea. Something about a rocket arm, right?
Hayden
Thank you.
Cory
Aston Martin. I’d love to turn my 7 jersey into 007 for a game. Just once. I’ll be The Man With the Golden Guns.
Dale
Good one. Mine’s John Deere.
Cameron
Sir. You’re a garage band guitarist from Minneapolis.
Dale