Page 135 of Psycho Gods
These journals must be broken.
Aran Alis Egan
Aw, Malum, your feelings are hurt? Poor baby girl.
Thank you, Orion, for saying sorry. It means a lot. I like that you obsess over me because sometimes I find myself obsessing over you too. Also, I think it’s so adorable that you like Luka. Um, I mean, you’re cool.
Orion Malum
Sweetheart, that’s everything I’ve ever wanted to hear. I love that I can speak aloud to you, and you listen. I love that you aren’t scared of my devotion. I will never stop apologizing for chasing you. Sun god, I’m blushing right now. I’m not ashamed of what I’m saying.
Please don’t tell Luka how I feel.
Corvus Malum
Seeing you two get along gets me so fucking hard. My hand is in my pants right now. I fantasize about both of you in bed. You’re both so pretty.
THESE JOURNALS ARE BROKEN.
Scorpius Malum
I was wondering why my journal kept vibrating. Did you guys know it was enchanted to include braille?
Of course that deranged therapist wouldn’t let me get out of this shit show.
Since I fucking have to, a relationship is toxic if they don’t like pain and they’re a fucking pussy and only want pleasure. I would feel nothing but embarrassment for them because they were a weak, mindless sheep.
Corvus, I am slightly embarrassed to call you my Ignis right now. Control yourself, you’re coming across as a pervert. I love the idea of hurting, or being hurt, by all three of you during sex. It makes my toes curl.
Also, I wouldn’t mind stabbing John.
Aran Alis Egan
Wait, are all of you named Malum? I’m confused. I thought Mitch was the only one named Malum.
Also, I’m laughing so hard right now I can’t breathe. John is going to hate that.
Orion Malum
Scorpius and I are members of the noble House of Malum through matehood. Mitch is the only heir of the noble House of Malum. Any other questions, sweetheart? I love talking to you and would rather stay up all night writing in these journals than go to sleep if it means I get to communicate with you.
My love language is obsession.
What is yours, sweetheart?
Corvus Malum
My love language is touch. Thanks for asking, Orion. It’s part of the reason my abilities drive me insane. I also love words of affirmation.
I’m moving to a different realm.
Scorpius Malum
Mitch. I’m cackling. I’ll cuddle you more, you little flaming softie. You just had to ask. Also, my love language is pain. Obviously.
Aran Alis Egan
My love language is quality time.