Page 137 of Psycho Gods

Aran Alis Egan

Damn. Vegar threw the dagger. No one is hurting anyone on my behalf. It stresses me out. Please don’t.

Orion Malum

Mitch, are you okay? That’s the second time you’ve been stabbed today. Also, of course, sweetheart, I will kill them secretly so you do not worry.

Anything so my girl doesn’t stress.

Scorpius Malum:

Fuck, I’m jealous. What’s your secret, Mitch? Arabella, will you stab me?

Aran Alis Egan:

No. No one is killing anyone on my behalf, with my knowledge OR in secret.

I might stab you. It sounds fun.

Scorpius Malum

You’re perfect.

Corvus Malum

Too late. I hate when you call me Mitch.

Aran Alis Egan

What does too late mean? Were you referring to hurting people in secret??????? Also, don’t be sad, baby girl. (hahaha)

Orion Malum

Poor Mitchy needs a kissy. I do love you so much, Mitch, and I hope this name does not hurt your feelings too bad.

Scorpius Malum

His love language is touch. I’m going to crawl down and cover him in kisses.

Corvus Malum

Please come touch me, Scorpius. I am so hard just thinking about it. Sun god, please make it stop.

Aran Alis Egan

AWWWWWWWWW. A part of me loves that you are being vulnerable. I like this side to you. LIES.

Orion Malum

It’s okay, Mitch, I’d come sleep on top of you tonight, but I need to watch Arabella, so I can’t. Try to take some deep breaths.

Scorpius Malum

Do you need me to hurt you, Mitchy? I’ll give you love bites.

Corvus Malum

You have five seconds to get down here or I’m crawling up the bunks.