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Bas: Don’t play dumb. It doesn’t suit you.

Ezra: How did you get my number?

Bas: I hacked your phone while you were dozing off on the couch, of course. 3972 is not a good password.

* * *

Bas: When are you coming back?

Ezra: Never.

Bas: Harsh.

Bas: So you found an apartment?

Bas: Ezra.

Bas: Ezra.

Bas: Ezraaaa.

Ezra: God, you’re annoying.

* * *

Bas: Are you a top or a bottom?

Ezra: The professor just tried to perform a Heimlich maneuver on me.

Bas: He hot?

Ezra: Not really my type.

Bas: Phew.

* * *

Bas: So, top or bottom?

Ezra: Why? Just… why?

Bas: We’re bonding.

Ezra: I feel like we’re already too close.

* * *

Bas: I’ve only ever topped.

Ezra: You’re like a dog with a bone.

Bas: There’s a sex joke somewhere in there.

Ezra: Sigh. I’ve tried both, prefer to bottom.

Bas: I wonder if I’d want sex more if I tried bottoming. Maybe it’d fix me.

Ezra: There’s nothing wrong with you, Bas.