Page 149 of The Grand Duel

Megan

Hold my beer. I’ve waited three years for this moment.

Megan? I didn’t know you were in here.

Haha Mr Aldridge. Talk to me. You know I’m boss at this.

I sigh and contemplate what I feel comfortable telling them.

Nina

Charles is in love Megs

Megan

What?!

Wonderful.

I’m not.

Nina

Charles is in denial Megs

Megan

I’m so out of the loop. Is this about the new assistant? Can we call?

I look over my shoulder and up the stairs, wondering if I should move into my office…

I can’t call

Nina

Yes the assistant we told you about.

I’m presuming you need advice about that Charles and not anything else

I did.

Lucy

I’ve got like ten minutes before my fiancé gets back from the pharmacy!

Megan

Oh god you’re not pregnant, are you?

Nina

You better not be Lucy Mae Morgan! That wedding dress does not have room for a bump.

Lucy

HE’S BUYING CONDOMS THANK YOU VERY MUCH

I’m always so much hornier when I’m ovulating. It should be a crime.