Page 63 of Butterfly Effect
No can do
Me
It’s your birthday! We HAVE to celebrate!!
Freckles
We absolutely do not.
Me
Mostly because we already told everyone weeks ago that I planned to
Freckles
How is that my fault? You didn’t even ask me if I had plans.
Me
Do you have plans??
Freckles
No.
Freckles
But I could have!
Me
Now you do
Freckles
…
Freckles
Fine. Whatever.
Me
I like it when you’re nice
Freckles
Guess I’m gonna have to be meaner.
Me
I’ve told you this before but
I snicker to myself while searching for and selecting the meme GIF of Skeletor pointing and moving his jaw captioned with, “joke’s on you I’m into that shit.”
Just when I think I’ve rendered her speechless, she returns a GIF of an Elmo muppet with his arms raised, flames flickering in the background. The text reads, “I’M IN HELL.” I choke on my spit and hack out a horrendous, cartoonish laugh akin to Goofy.
Thank God no one was around to witness that.