Page 114 of Hunt for You

TO: Bridget

SUBJECT: Re: (blank subject)

No more fucking games, B.

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FROM: Bridget

TO: Asshole (Jeremy Haines)

SUBJECT: Re: (blank subject)

Fine. Have you heard about Ronald, as in McDonald? He’s got quite the show. Very exclusive. And it turns out the guy is unhinged.

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FROM: Asshole (Jeremy Haines)

TO: Bridget

SUBJECT: Re: (blank subject)

Take me.

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FROM: Bridget

TO: Asshole (Jeremy Haines)

SUBJECT: Re: (blank subject)

First, no. I don’t want to see him again.

Second, you’re getting secrets from Val. You don’t need me.

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FROM: Asshole (Jeremy Haines)

TO: Bridget

SUBJECT: Re: (blank subject)

You and I both know exactly why that’s not true. What are you worried I’m going to find out?

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FROM: Bridget

TO: Asshole (Jeremy Haines)

SUBJECT: Re: (blank subject)

Nothing. I just have better things to do than be your arm-candy.

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