Page 68 of Coach Sully
“The placenta has good positioning, everything looks normal and is on track measurement wise. You’ll have to ask your OB some of those questions, but as long as you’re feeling up to it, sex is fine.”
“Good,” I confirm.
The tech nods. “Mom is healthy. Baby is healthy.” She smirks. “Sounds like Dad is doing pretty good too.” The tech taps the keyboard a few times, and a printer below spits out a bunch of ultrasound pictures.
She passes me some tissues, and I wipe the clear gel from Kendra’s slightly rounded stomach and resist putting my palm out to feel. I know the baby is moving right underneath my hand, I wish I could feel them.
“Have you been feeling kicks yet?” she asks us.
“I can feel them, but the baby has been a little quiet today. Sully hasn’t gotten the chance to feel anything yet.”
“Well, baby’s still very active, just maybe not giving you those big kicks. I’m sure you’ll feel them by tonight, especially if youhave some orange juice and rest. I’m guessing Dad will be able to feel them in the next few weeks.”
Dad.
Afew players are talking along the boards as I get on the ice. I’m going through Jeanine’s notes from the last practice when my thoughts are interrupted by their conversation. Are they talking about what I think they are?
“Most guys have tried it. I mean, why wouldn’t they? They’d fuck a fruit pie, I feel like this should be expected,” Joey says.
Timber laughs. “No fucking way.”
Cori chimes in. “What are you guys talking about?”
Yes. Thank you, Cori. I need some clarification too. I pretend to go through papers while eavesdropping.
“Guys trying to suck their own dicks.”
That’s what I thought I heard. This I gotta hear.
Cori huffs a laugh. “How would you even know that?”
“Because I ask them.”
Now Timber’s involved. “Wait, who isthem? You just walk up to men and ask them if they ever tried to suck their own dicks?”
“Makes for one hell of an icebreaker,” Cori mutters.
Joey casually fixes some of the tape on her stick. “No, but if I’m on my knees about to blow a dude, I’ll ask him. So far, one hundred percent of men have tried to suck their own dick at some point in their life.”
I mean, she’s not wrong.
“Shut the fuck up.” Timber groans with a smile, clearly not buying it.
“Damn, that’s a big population study.”
Uh-oh, sounds like gunfire. I glance at them out of the corner of my eye in time to see Joey put up her middle finger.
Delta pushes off the wall nearby. “Okay, I wasn’t going to get involved with this, but fuck, now I’m invested. So, could any of them do it?”
Joey nods. “Several could.”
Cori leans on her stick. “Did they say what it was like?” She narrows her eyes like she’s genuinely curious.
This time, Joey laughs. “Yeah.” I already know what she’s going to say. “They said it felt like having a dick in their mouth.”
The women laugh. Ask any guy who’s accomplished this task, it feels way more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked. Not proud that I know that, but here we are.
Delta narrows her eyes. “Wait, what about jacking off? Wouldn’t that just feel like giving someone else a handjob?”