Page 34 of Fair Catch

“Yes, he asked me,” I say instead of waiting for Noah to confirm. “You know you could’ve asked me.”

“Asked him what?” Myles looks at all of us. “I need to know.”

“For Kelsey’s number. Autumn and I want to take her to lunch,” Peyton tells Myles.

He scoffs. “You should’ve asked me. I have it.”

“You do?” I ask.

Myles shrugs. “Of course. I love Kelsey. She’s a doll.”

“She is,” I say with a sigh. There’s a moment of silence in the hall, with everyone staring at me. I shrug. “Whatever. Anyway, I’ll give you her number or you can get it from Myles. But I want to check with her first. Is that okay?”

Peyton nods. “I expect nothing less, Alex.” She rises up and kisses Noah again. “I’ll see you later.” As she and Myles pass by, Noah watches her until she’s out of sight.

Inside the locker room, I find my phone in my pocket and send a text to Kelsey.

Hey babe

Peyton, Noah’s wife, would like your number. She wants to invite you out for lunch.

I hit send and then think I probably shouldn’t have given that away, but then Kelsey would probably ask why, and I’d have to come clean anyway.

Kelsey Sloane

I. AM. DEAD!

Please don’t die. I’d miss you too much.

Kelsey Sloane

Seriously though. Her dad is a DILF!

Well there goes my ego

Kelsey Sloane

You’re my FILF

FILF?

Wait I’m not sure I want to know.

Kelsey Sloane

Hahahahahaha

Footballer I like to fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

You get it

No wait

Maybe CILF

No, I don’t like it

PILF