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Wife,
I got tickets to the game tonight. You, me, and Chloe courtside.
Love
Your husband
From: [email protected]
April 6, 2023
Subject: Hi
Husband,
Don’t forget, Cynthia is picking Chloe up from school today. I’m heading to Bristol to help set up for Grace’s baby shower, so you’re on your own for dinner.
Also, the caterer needs an estimated head count for the wedding. Call them, please.
Love you,
Wife
From: [email protected]
April 6, 2023
Subject: Re: Hi
Wife,
Can’t believe I have to spend the entire weekend without you. Also, can’t believe that in four months, the world will finally know you’re my wife. I’ll call the caterer. Make sure you stop by my office before you leave. I need a taste of you to hold me over for the next forty-eight hours.
Love you,
Your husband
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Jay
“Stop staring at your phone. That’s the fourth time you’ve looked at it in the last hour, I swear,” Gavin grumbles.
Guilty. I can’t help it. My wife writes the dirtiest fucking emails, and I live for the chime that signals each arrival in my inbox. But I put down my phone because it’s Saturday afternoon, and both of my brothers came to watch the Boston Bolts play hockey with me.
Gavin groans when Beckett’s phone rings next. “You too.”
“It’s Liv.” He shoots his brother a look.
“Who’s Liv?” I ask.
“She works for me. And right now, she’s pissed.”