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ME: I didn’t say you should be. I just don’t want to make things complicated.

KAI: Is fucking you three times going to make me magically fall in love with you or some shit?

ME: I dunno. You seem pretty addicted already…

KAI: lol.

KAI: I think I’m safe on that end. Not that you’re not loveable just that my brain isn’t built for it anymore.

ME: Don’t be such a Debbie Downer. Anyone is capable of falling in love again if they’re open to it.

KAI: I’m not open to it.

ME: I think I hear Bridgerton calling my name now.

KAI: Aw, Molly, don’t be like that.

KAI: Does loving your body count?

ME: Maybe you should stick with what you’re good at and not speak.

KAI: Are you the kind of girl that fucks and wants a man to start developing feelings?

ME: Absolutely not. I’d rather not deal with men at all.

KAI: So you have been burned in the past.

ME: Hasn’t everyone?

KAI: What happened with yours?

ME: I’m not on trial here. You are.

KAI: You’re right. You should be saying fuck him and fuck me instead.

ME: lol, we’re back to that?

KAI: I never left it.

ME: Alright, stone cold. Call me when you can.

KAI: I’m not a WWE wrestler, sweetheart. I’m a real boxer.

ME: Same thing.

KAI: NOT the same fucking thing.

KAI: Are you serious right now?

ME: Dead.

KAI: Wait…that’s a completely different sport, Molly. You’re a Dodgers fan. You must know sports.

ME: Not something as insignificant as that.

KAI: Ohhh…

KAI:Woman, when I get home…