Page 5 of So I Fell for Bigfoot
Tina cocked a brow. “Bibi, should we be filming this conversation?”
The glittery goddess sighed. “Probably not, but we did promise content.”
Bjorn tipped his head from behind the camera. The polar bear shifter was massive, and his tense muscles showed opposition to my love-conquers-all proposition. “We could be putting Hannah, and all of us, into a dangerous situation. We don’t know what these ancient beasts are capable of.”
“That’s exactly my point,” Tina added.
“We don’t know if they even exist.” Like I was an expert on ancient anything. “I did film a live chat earlier today, so there will be content.”
Bibi tapped her finger against her chin. “They’ll never know it’s plan B.”
“But what about Lars?” I asked. “You’re not thinking of canceling the episode, are you?”
“Lars doesn’t seem like the type to address an issue unless he’s sure. But I would really love to see this episode happen. Because he would be standing up to these ancient beasts by appearing on the show. Which means, it’s showtime.”
This was real. No matter how crazy the circumstances were, I was going on stage. My episode was finally happening. “I’m so excited.”
Bibi gave me cheek kisses and sauntered toward the door.
“Wait,” I called after her. “Do I get to move into your house like Wendy and Marissa did while you filmed their episodes?”
They’d moved in with Bibi because she’d thought they were in danger. It hadn’t been mentioned for my episode yet, but the possible reappearance of ancient wolves was definitely grounds for me becoming her roommate. I’d spent a lot of time there during Marissa’s episode and could confirm that Bibi’s place was definitely a vibe.
Bibi’s purple lips formed an O. “We hadn’t planned on it because the accommodations at the chalet are five star, but I would adore having you stay in the spare boudoir. It’s becoming a Mating Game tradition!”
Tina surveyed my room. I’d cleaned up before their visit, but there were still black clothes everywhere, a few half-burned candles, and a tarot deck that for some reason kept showing me the tower card. “Let us know when you’re ready to have your stuff moved over.”
“I’ll have it done before Saturday.”
Marissa, Tina, and Bjorn packed up their equipment and waved to me on the way out.
It was happening. Not exactly as I pictured, but I didn’t care. I had so much excited energy and I had no idea what to do with it. I could do another live…
Nah. I didn’t trust myself not to spill the tea about the ancient wolves. But I could check the comments from the last one I did.
As soon as I logged into the forums, my online BFF Zoe pinged me.
Zoe:Girl, that live was fire. You’re a natural at this.
Hannah:How are the comments? I asked them to help me with questions to use on stage. It’s not a landmine full of haters in there, is it?
Zoe:Screw those bitches. Let them die mad that you got picked and they didn’t. You won’t care about them when you’re riding that hot piece of squatch ass’s tail.
My lady parts pulsed at the thought of it. In retrospect, it might have been a mistake, but I’d spared no detail in that fan fiction story. Lars’s tail had the ability to expand and ready me for his massive cock. My critics claimed it was biologically impossible for that to happen, like they’d been up close and personal with Bigfoot. They could keep on believing what they wanted. I’d just be over here having amazing orgasms one right after the other.
It was on the tip of my tongue to tell her that potential danger lurked. That Lars apparently wasn’t able to turn human this season. But Zoe was even worse at keeping secrets than I was, and anything I shared with her would be all over the internet in a matter of moments.
Which was why I loved her, and keeping this to myself felt like a lie of omission.
Now the show felt real.
Zoe:Sorry, I know you don’t like it when I call Lars a piece of ass. But you need to be having all the hot sex for those of us who aren’t. Enough about my pathetic sex life. What was Bibi wearing when she came to visit?
I loved that she changed the subject so easily.
Hannah:Get this—a purple wig!
Zoe:(mind blown emojis) Bibi is in her Hot Hannah era! Everyone will be wearing them soon!