Page 19 of Shoot Your Shot

Chris: *clutchespearls*

Roxie: Chris Dunn, why are yousuch a prude

Chris: Roxie Nowak, a prude Iam very much not

Roxie: Oh yeah? How many girlshave you slept with?

Chris: You sure this is acompletely friendly line of inquiry?

Roxie: Spoilsport

Obviously you don’t have toanswer

I’m just curious

Chris: Lemme think

Maybe 15, 16?

You?

Roxie: Let’s just say I am nota virgin

Chris: This is shocking newinformation

Roxie:

OK fine

About twenty

Chris: You should date. You’reawesome. Don’t waste time on losers like Dave

Roxie: You should date, too.Let’s be each other’s wingmen. Wingpersons?

Chris: That’s not a badidea

Roxie: Of course it’s a goodidea

I am world-renowned for mybrilliance

Anyway, thanks again for having myback tonight. I really appreciate it

Chris: Don’t mention it

And thank you for shopping withme. It would’ve been a disaster without you

Roxie: I’m glad to have been ofassistance. I admit I had fun too

The cats say goodnight

Chris: Goodnight to the catsand only the cats

Roxie: Sleep tight,Dunn

Chris: You too, Roxie and thePussycats