Page 19 of Shoot Your Shot
Chris: *clutchespearls*
Roxie: Chris Dunn, why are yousuch a prude
Chris: Roxie Nowak, a prude Iam very much not
Roxie: Oh yeah? How many girlshave you slept with?
Chris: You sure this is acompletely friendly line of inquiry?
Roxie: Spoilsport
Obviously you don’t have toanswer
I’m just curious
Chris: Lemme think
Maybe 15, 16?
You?
Roxie: Let’s just say I am nota virgin
Chris: This is shocking newinformation
Roxie:
OK fine
About twenty
Chris: You should date. You’reawesome. Don’t waste time on losers like Dave
Roxie: You should date, too.Let’s be each other’s wingmen. Wingpersons?
Chris: That’s not a badidea
Roxie: Of course it’s a goodidea
I am world-renowned for mybrilliance
Anyway, thanks again for having myback tonight. I really appreciate it
Chris: Don’t mention it
And thank you for shopping withme. It would’ve been a disaster without you
Roxie: I’m glad to have been ofassistance. I admit I had fun too
The cats say goodnight
Chris: Goodnight to the catsand only the cats
Roxie: Sleep tight,Dunn
Chris: You too, Roxie and thePussycats