Page 27 of Never Been Tamed
"Nana, you will be the first person to know if I'm married."
"Well, I hope I'll be the first person to know when you have a girlfriend and when you're going to propose to her, and I'll be at the wedding," she says sternly. "If you surprise me with a wife, I will not be happy."
"Okay, Nana. Well, trust me, you will be the first person I send an invitation to when I get engaged.” Under my breath, I say, “Which is not likely to be ever.”
"I heard that, Jackson." She sighs, and I chuckle.
"How's Granddad? How are you?" I change the subject.
"We're both fine. Granddad is also hoping for some?—"
"If you say he's hoping for grandkids, I will hang up right now."
"Okay. Well, he's not waiting for grandkids," she says. "He's waiting for a grandson."
"Nana."
"I'm just being honest. You asked how we were doing. What are you doing up so early?"
"I am getting ready for work," I say as I look around the room.
"Oh, you do work too hard, Jackson. I know you're a workaholic, but?—"
"Don't worry, Nana. I'm not overworking, and I have a huge breakfast this morning, so I know that will make you happy."
"You know what will make me very happy?"
"No, what?"
"If you come over this weekend."
"This weekend I?—"
"Oh, Jackson. I don't have many years left."
"Fine, Nana. I'll come over."
"Okay, darling. Sunday lunch?"
"Yes, Nana, I'll be there."
"And feel free to bring that Ethan Rosser. I do like him."
"Well, he is dating someone now."
I stifle a groan. I know that's going to get Nana's hopes up. Because she knows that Ethan Rosser was a confirmed bachelor like me, and she's going to think that now that Ethan's engaged, I possibly could end up engaged. But that is not going to happen. Just because my dad had a stroke doesn't mean that my personality is also going to change.
I remove one of the silver covers from one of the plates, grab one of the fried potatoes, pop it into my mouth, and chew.
"Anyway, Nana, I really should be going now. I?—"
"I love you, Jackson."
"I love you, too, Nana."
"And you have a very good day at work, okay?"
"Yes, Nana."