Page 11 of The Backup Plan

Cameron

I’m here to play football, not model.

Hayden

Why not do both and be a good sport? It makes people happy to cheer on their team, and you’re the face of the team. You get free stuff, and you’ll line up some juicy endorsements in the meantime.

Cory

I agree with Hammy. Try to shift your attitude.

Hayden Hamilton has taken a screenshot.

Cory

Oops. When did I turn that back on?

Hayden

Hahahaha saved forever. Cory agreed with me.

Cory Thatcher has disabled screenshots.

Ethan

Paging @DaleGellar, are you going through this yet?

Cameron

Holy shit! Chippy! The Chipper! Chipperson McChip!

Dale

Camster! Cameroni! Camembert!

Marshall

This sounds DEEPLY personal.

Ethan

Do I even want to know how you guys know each other?

Dale

We had the good fortune to share the weirdest dude to ever scout for college athletics setting us up for campus visits and clinics. We ended up doing UND, IU, Mizzou, Illinois, and Louisville together.

Cameron

And this toadstool thought it was the funniest thing in the world to call Dale “Chip.” Every time I saw him, he had some stupid chip name. I felt a little left out.

Ethan

Camembert?

Dale

We are men of taste. I also highly recommend the camelloni.