Page 141 of The Backup Plan

Jordan Ackerman, at last. I heard you were doing mushrooms on a beach in Fiji with James Franco.

Marshall

WHAT.

Dale

Cory F-bombed three times and hit the caps lock, and here comes the man of mystery himself. Get comfortable.

Cameron

What the hell, Jordan?

Jordan

Quit playing dumb, Camshaft. You obviously know what’s going on.

Cameron

I guess I know enough to be dangerous.

Hayden

You were playing dumb this whole time?

Cameron

Better than being an actual goddamn imbecile.

Dale

Camshaft? Why did I never think of that?

TomIsTheGOAT, GeauxMalik, CJ4MVP, RunJustinRun, ChadGot2Rings, Brreaux, and 12 others have joined the chat.

Cory Thatcher has disabled incognito mode.

Tom B.

Why do I have to pick a screen name if I can’t use it?

Cory T.

Tom, we talked about this.

Ethan E.

Gentlemen, thanks for taking some time on a Saturday night. I know it’s inconvenient.

Tom B.

Not like I have a game tomorrow. Or ever.

Chad H.

Cheers to retirement, brother.