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He is unbelievable, but I let him know because he knows about Anthony and was always jealous of him. Standing on my tiptoes to speak right into his ear, I tell him, “Anthony Ville!” With that, I turn and walk away, finding Neha and Heath, with a drink already ordered for me!
Making it over to them finally, I grab my drink and take a sip. Feeling the whiskey burn, I say, “Sorry guys, I was talking to Anthony, and when I came in freaking Ryan is here and tried to talk to me, while I was making my way to you all.”
Both Neha and Heath look at each other, with Neha saying, “Yeah, we saw Ryan when we got in. I told him to leave you alone, but it seems he listens as well as a puppy!”
Neha makes Heath and I burst out laughing at calling Ryan a puppy. “He actually tried to tell me he wants to get back together; can you believe that shit?!”
“Oh eww,” Neha says. “I told him I was back with Anthony; he will dwell on that one all night, but I don’t care about him. I am not going to let him ruin this night!”
After a few more jack and cokes, Neha and I drag Heath down to the dance floor every couple of songs. As we dance away, I look over and Ryan is just staring at all of us. I just keep dancing but decide to flip him off while doing so. Throwing his hands up in the air, he turns and puts his arms around some girl who is with his group of friends I recognize. Getting back to the table, we order more drinks and decide to get some whiskey shots. After a while, Neha and I are feeling good. Thank goodness Heath is the DD. Just sipping away on his water.
After a few minutes, I think it’s a good idea to go back and talk to Ryan. “I’ll be right back; I have some beef to take care of.”
“Where are you going?” I hear Neha and Heath yell as I am walking away. I also hear Heath say, “Oh Shit” when he sees’ who I am walking toward.
“Ryan, I thought of a very big reason as to why I would never get back with you again.”
“Oh yeah? And what is that, Ashlynn?”
Smiling wickedly at him, I say, “You sucked in bed. You would get on top and you would just do this strange move, like a quiver or shake. I don’t even know what to call it. It started and ended so quickly. I faked all my orgasms, too. Didn’t you ever wonder why I never said it felt good?”
Right at that moment, his friend Nate chokes on his drink, saying, “Damn Ryan!”
I look over at the girl Ryan was all over and tell her, “You probably would have a better time with Nate. As you can see or more like as you heard, Ryan doesn’t know how to work his dick properly to pleasure a girl!”
As soon as I say this, arms are around my waist, lifting me up off the ground and turning to exit the bar. “Okay, Ashlynn, it’s time to go. That liquid courage is kicking in!”
Laughing like a crazy person, I look over at Ryan. Flipping him off with both hands, I yell, “Have a nice life, asshole!”
We make it out of the bar, and Heath puts me down so I can walk to the car. “Ashlynn, you are crazy. I think you shouldn’t drink whiskey. You get too courageous when it is coursing through your system!”
“That felt so good, though, telling him off, embarrassing him like that!”
Heath shakes his head at me. “He is an asshole, 100%. However, you don’t talk about a man’s bedroom performance in front of another girl! He won’t be getting any tonight.”
Neha is just cracking up walking next to us, listening to us throw jabs back and forth. “Well, Heath, he’s not the only one not getting any tonight. I won’t be either.”
“Yeah, me neither!” Neha says next to us.
“Oh my god, enough with talking about getting some! Sorry I brought it up. You two are like sisters to me; I don’t want to know about that shit. Get your asses in the car.”
Back in Heath’s Lexus IS 350 F Sport, we are headed home on I-70. Laying on the back seat, listening to music, my stomach starts making noise. “I’m hungry; let’s stop and get some pancakes!”
Neha makes an “MMM” sound in agreement and says, “Waffles too!”
“We can stop, but you both need to behave yourselves, please!” Heath tells us.
“OK,” Neha and I say in unison. We stop at a 24-hour place, get our food, and eat; then, we head back home.
I take the front seat, with Neha passing out in the back almost as soon as we make it onto the interstate. “Thanks for coming out tonight with us; it was fun. Even though I probably embarrassed you!”
“You didn’t. It was actually entertaining, watching you finally tell that guy off.”
Both of us are quiet for a bit before I tell Heath, “Anthony said you better get me home in one piece, safe and sound!”
“He has nothing to worry about; you will be in one piece--just maybe a little hungover!” Making it back into Frisco, Heath and Neha both just crash at my house for the night. Before I try to sleep, I send a quick text to Anthony letting him know we made it home safely.
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