Page 15 of Payoff Pitch
Everyone on the team giggles.
Coach Billie continues, “Let’s get showered and onto the bus. No one likes a dirty snake. We’ve got an important road trip coming up.”
Kam turns and wiggles her ass at me. “I prefer to dirty them up myself.”
I scrunch my face. “I always wanted a disgusting teenage brother. The good news is, I feel like I have one.”
A little while later, as we step out of the showers, Arizona asks me, “Did Tanner Montgomery ever call you?”
She told me that, when she met with him this week, he mentioned needing a nanny and she recommended me. She seemed to think he was very interested.
Apparently, he’s divorced with a seven-year-old daughter. I know that he’s a huge sports agent, but I know nothing else about him.
“Not yet. I hope he calls and that he can work within my schedule.”
After we get dressed, we board the bus. I’m sitting with Kam while Ripley and Arizona sit in the seats directly across from us.
Kam brought a giant cooler. I hope it’s not booze. The coach won’t like that.
I peek inside and stare in disbelief. “Kam, why do we have seven containers of chopped-up pineapples in here?”
She simply smirks. It’s the official signal that something ridiculous is about to come out of her mouth.
“I recently read an article about what certain foods do to yoursystem. It said that pineapples make your pussy taste good. Some shit about the pH balance. I’d offer you a container or two, but I’m not overly optimistic that anyone will be tasting your pussy anytime soon. It feels wasted on you.”
Before I can consider a reply, Arizona and Ripley look into the cooler. Arizona pinches her eyebrows together. “Why the fuck do you guys have so many pineapples?”
I roll my eyes. “My sister thinks it will make her vagina taste better.”
Ripley nods. “I’ve heard that too. Along with cranberries and cinnamon.”
My sister types away on her phone and mumbles, “Adding cranberries and cinnamon to our grocery list.”
Arizona shrugs. “I’ve heard that caffeine and red meat have the opposite effect.”
Kam’s eyes widen. “And…I just became a vegetarian and decaf drinker.”
Arizona and Ripley giggle at my crazy sister before Arizona asks her, “You’re the only one of the four of us who has tasted pussy. Have you noticed a difference based on diet?”
Kam twists her lips. “I’m not sure I’ve ever thought about what they eat, but the pineapple thing is science. That’s real.”
Ripley shakes her head. “I don’t think I could ever wrap my head around the notion of licking pussy. I guess I’m fully straight.”
Kam rolls her eyes. “Did you grow up fantasizing about sucking cock?”
Arizona mumbles, “A little.”
We all laugh and then make not-so-subtle grabs for a few sliced pineapples…just in case. I have a feeling we’re all about to single-handedly boost the pineapple industry.
Just then, my phone starts ringing. After noticing it’s an unknown number, I move to an empty seat in the back of the bus to answer it. “Hello?”
In a smooth as silk, deep voice, I hear, “Bailey Hart?”
“Yes?”
“This is Tanner Montgomery. I got your name and number from Arizona Abbott.”
I’m practically bouncing off the seat with excitement. “Oh, yes. She mentioned that you might reach out. You need help with your daughter, right?”