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Elite Group Chat

Rory: I just took my last exam for the semester. Pretty sure the professor’s goal was to give me nightmares for a week.

Jamie: Bro, my last exam was so hard I had to check my pulse to make sure I wasn’t dead.

Kruger: I double-checked I was in the right class this morning because the questions were all about shit I never heard of.

Madison: Pretty sure I left teardrops on the paper I just turned in, and I have another exam in an hour!

Prism: *skull emoji* *tombstone emoji*

Wes: Maybe we should all meet for trauma lattes later.

Lars: I need a triple shot of straight espresso.

Coach: You mouth breathers better maintain your GPA! Swim season isn’t over for months!

Kruger: Hell! Am I in the wrong place again?

Jamie: …Coach?

Prism: *eyeball emoji*

Arsen: *popcorn emoji*

Ryan: Welcome to the group chat, Coach.

Coach: Save it, Walsh. I saw what you said about me last week.

Kruger: You’ve been here all week?

Coach: Your grammar is horrible, Kruger. I’m getting you a dictionary for Christmas.

Wes: You’re getting us Christmas presents?

Landry: OMG! I’ve been so stressed about finals. I haven’t even started shopping!

Rory: I got a few things in Chicago when I was there for Thanksgiving, but I am far from done.

Kruger: Does no one care that Malibu Barbie added Coach to this chat without telling anyone? Also, books are not presents, Coach. They’re homework.

Prism: *book emoji* *smile emoji*

Arsen: I’ll get you a library, princess.

Max: This is the first time I’ve ever not wanted to leave this chat.

Win: Bodhi pulled a Landry.

Landry: A what?

Jamie: Never forget when you added the girls without telling a bro.

Madison: You still mad about that, bro?

Jamie: Did you just bro me?