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Bodhi: This is the Elite group chat. Em is Elite.

Wes: 100%. But a little warning would have been nice.

Coach: You got something to hide, Sinclair?

Bodhi: He refused to join, and I got tired of him snooping my phone to read our messages. So I added him.

Arsen: And he says we’re the nosy ones.

Coach: I don’t snoop. I stay informed.

Bodhi: Well, do it from your own phone!

Coach: Your phone is my phone.

Bodhi: Then I guess you won’t miss yours when I toss it in the toilet.

Coach: Try me, Goldilocks. Try me.

Jamie: I’m getting you both jumper cables since you like to start shit. Madison Blair Hartley, I’m waiting for an explanation.

Ryan: Ooooh, he pulled out the middle name. This is bro-serious.

Jamie: And what would you do if my sister bro-zoned you?

Coach: You’re all getting dictionaries so you can learn a word besides bro.

Ryan: I wouldn’t have it.

Madison: We’ve barely seen each other. This week has been hell.

Jess: She’s right. We’ve all been so busy that we barely talk.

Prism: *frowny face emoji*

Kruger: Was I just lowkey bro-zoned too? Not my wife. I forbid it.

Max: She’s not your wife.

Jamie: Oh hell no. This is a bro-mergency. Ain’t no girl of mine gonna feel neglected.

Ryan: I’m calling a team meeting.

Rush: Name the time and place.

Lars: Shirley’s?

Win: I’ll stop and get trauma lattes on the way. Max will help.

Max left the chat.

Wes added Max to the chat.

Ryan: Shirley’s later tonight. Everyone be there.

Kruger: You get that, Coach?

Coach: I can read, moron.