Pucker Factor

What the hell just happened?

Today has been a bad combination of a Seinfeld episode and Lethal Weapon.

Bombs, crazy people, and a woman who can’t stop making friends with the people trying to kill her.

I’m not sure what to make of this beautiful disaster.

Other than the fact that I’m insanely attracted to her.

And one other small problem.

I’ve already slept with her.

I’m doing the best I can to protect her, but some women are too strong-willed to really be controlled.

I’m not sure how this job ends—

or if we’ll even make it to tomorrow.

I just hope something about this job makes sense by the time it’s over.